How to accidentally break your laptop?

I hold the HP 3 year accidental break plan, and immediately my laptop is in severely poor condition, so I want to do something that will completely destroy it, but something that looks raw. It says it covers things approaching coffee spill and drops. It is not fair that my 2 year hoary laptop is in exceedingly poor condition, even thought I took care of it.



Thank you



poor condition = partially screen is brighter than the other, some keyboards dont work, get very hot---------it is just 2 years old, bleak laptop from HP, I deserve a new one

How to accidentally break your laptop?

OOOPS, my laptop accidentally fell within the dryer for 3 hours.
Go to the top or your stairs or office stairs and hold it accidentally Fall out of your arms down the stairs. =] Then when u bend over to pick it up your coffee accidentally spills all over it.
could power surge the motherboard
Bring it to a sauna and use it within until it frizzle fries. Then, let it dry out.
Cant advance on Matt's answer...that should cover it.
If it covers liquid spills, try spilling Coke or tapwater on the baby grand while it's running. Orange juice is also a favorite. Basically, it'll short-circuit the entire section AND it'll leave residue that's IMPOSSIBLE to fully remove.

If anything, you can put it surrounded by a fully-loaded backpack and roll it down a flight of stairs. Just say you fell down them.
approaching u say in recent times pour coffee in it, lol
Leave it on the roof of your sports car and drive off. You can put a cup of coffee lying on it to add to the effect.
OR newly take it contained by now -- as is. They will filch it and replace it for you.



Before doing anything to it, back-up all your pics, music, docs, etc on a cd/dvd or a usb drive.



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